I'm officially announcing my coming out of retirement! (not that anyone gives a sh*t anyway)

One thing that I'm going to try to do atleast every week is review...something, anything. This week: The Simpsons Movie.

I thought the premis for this movie was pretty lame. The story was that homer gets a pig and this basically leads to the doom of everyone in Springfield. I thought the movie was too depressing and focused too much at the fact that Homer is an abuaive parent. I hate to say it, but I liked more when Homer strangled Bart and people laughed and no one cared. Instead they made Bart start drinking booze. Pretty depressing, huh? Also Marge practically leaves homer and then takes him back like nothing happened. Besides that Lisa found some Irish kid who cares about the Earth and stuff. Have I ruined the movie for you yet? Well don't worry. I still recommend it to any Simpson fan even though it is a disapointment. And there are still a few funny parts but nothing that'll have you holding your sides. But overall it's a lot like those Disney movies where two characters have a fight but they make up and everyone's happy.

I'm sorry your series is dead, Simpsons.